The Cheesecake Incident

Ah yes, the cheesecake incident...

It had been a perfectly lovely wine tasting. All the aficionados had been having a grand time discussing the correct adjective to describe the particular tint of red of the wines, whether the grapes had had enough rain during the early growing season, and other nuances of the wine. Then at that moment of the wine tasting when the volume naturally rises, someone mentioned that a decision should be made on the best cheesecake. Upon hearing this, both Aaron and David began shouting. It was hard to understand it all, nor could all of it be reprinted, but you could hear cries of "mine is better", "no mine is", "you only brought 3/4 of a cheesecake", "well you only brought 1/2", "your crust is stuck to the bottom", "what the hell is a nutter butter anyway". Eventually it was agreed that a decision should be made by a show of hands. When this resulted in a tie, there was a simultaneous shout of "mine has a more velvety texture". Then without warning, guacamole, dip, and various pastries were flying across the room as David & Aaron jumped across the table to settle the matter mano a mano. Fortunately the two combatants were eventually restrained and forced to drink the "dump cup" to help calm their nerves. This must have had the desired effect, because at the end of the night Aaron & David had each grabbed a bottle of the least favorite wines and were on the front porch singing "We Are The Champions".

Yes, it was another successful wine night.

And Aaron, when my hand has sufficiently healed from the fork you stabbed through it, I am going to make a cheesecake to kick your a#*.

David